As I've said in my profile I'm the proud mother of two very wonderful children, but there are times when I wonder why God didn't give us the ability to eat our young. I mean other animals in this great world of ours can, why can't we? Don't get me wrong, I love my kids. It's just that wouldn't it be a great tool to use at times.
I could see myself using this treat all of the time. The next time my 11 year old gives me the "evil eye" or stomps her foot wouldn't it be great to just be able to say "Hey, don't make me eat your ass. You had a brother last week. Now where is the little punk. He's in my belly, that's where. Now go do your friggin homework and I mean NOW!" That would be so totally awsome.
I'm totally gonna use that the next time she gives me grief. Hell, she won't know what hit her. It will freak the hell out of her and maybe just maybe she will be so flustered that she will just do what I say. To bad the two year old is to young to undersand what mommy is really saying! Oh well, he's young enough that I have time to come up with some other way to get under his skin. What a wild ride it's gonna be. See ya!
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I have been saying this for years....but then again I have also been known to say other things that dont fit into polite society.
"well fuck me running"
"pull my finger i just had white castle"
"shut your cum recepticale woman"
"dont you just hate it when you punch yourself in the crotch"
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